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Hello 2015

Readers, Ready to take on the world Told you she looks sexy as hell Hey everyone I hope you survived 2014 as painfully awful like a shattered heart, incredible like a fine piece of cheese cake covered with ice cream or lastly so painfully dull that you achieved master Popsicle stick builder at this years convention. As for me, there are very few times in my life that I can truly say I have been stuck mute, this was when I saw my fiance walk in the door; her friend helped her do her hair and she was wearing makeup and a sleek hip hugging black dress and a pair of knock em dead sexy black leather boots. My jaw probably literally hit the fucking floor. There you have me, I took time to pick out a red dress shirt and a tie and even put on my suit coat (which I hadn't worn in a good while), and topped that off with slacks and a pair of dress shoes...I paced in front of a mirror like a twitter patted boy determined to impress his date; hindsight it was idiotic the way she looke